At the Embassy Suites, a man will cook an omelet to order for you and you can eat all you want.

All you want.

There’s a pool there.

You can stay in this schoolbus, though…..click the link….airbnb.com …currently 65.00 a night.

That’s a lot cheaper than Embassy Suites…..but you’d have to go to town for some bacon.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Bacon!!