How much time do we give away with our relentless pursuit of hygiene?

I’m kidding, of course.

Staying clean is a beautiful thing.

It’s close to ….what? Godliness? No….that sounds really bad. You can’t be Icarus just because you’re showering every day. Using a good body wash doesn’t put you into the same category as Lucifer.

It’s good to be clean.

I’m squeaky.

I think that Jenny thinks sometimes that I’m like these dudes, though.

I work on the car or something and I get pretty dirty.

You live….you work…you get dirty.

And then, if you’re a good human bean, you wash all the stink and grime away and perfume yourself with fragrant oils.

I’m kidding.

Regular soap only for me.

Staying clean is the easiest way to make yourself feel like there’s hope for the future.

I can watch politicians if I’m clean and blow them off like so much goo sticking to the bottom of my sneaker.

Clean gives me hope.

Man….the dudes in this video are nasty, though. (Not the ones talking….the ones they’re talking about….)

Good to have something to compare myself to, sometimes.

Some folks is even dirtier than me.

Who knew?