Oh.

Oh, man!

I didn’t even think that this was possible….but it raises a bunch of questions.

Could I drive like a bat out of Hades on the mail route?

They want me to hurry.

I drive too slow.

I say “hello” to too many of my customers.

“Speed” is a big part of the job.

If “speed” is so important…then…why don’t I take it to the maximum level?

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!

Do they make these bad boys in Right Hand Drive?

I think that most of my customers would get a real kick out of me pushing the limits and still getting their mail to them on time.

Why not shoot for all the fun I can have?

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Who am I kidding?

I’m dependable.

I’m predictable.

I drive slow….and I say “hello”.

Long live “mellow”.