I’ve claimed the Norwegian side of my heritage for years.

Norwegians are cool.

Who wouldn’t claim something cool like being Norwegian?

Jenny reminded me that I’m half Danish, too.

I guess my Mom’s background was Danish.

OK.

That’s pretty cool.

Look how cool these people are!

I should be a whole heckuva lot cooler than I am.

Two groups of cool didn’t make me cooler.

I could be an ecstatically happy Viking with a background like that.

It’s not so bad to be Danish, you know?

It’s not so bad to be Danish and Norwegian.