She changes the oil every thousand miles.

Man.

I change my oil every 4,000 miles or so….maybe 6,000 sometimes.

My car isn’t even a quarter as cool as this one, though.

She couldn’t deliver mail in her car.

What’s so great about her car?

She can’t even deliver mail in her car!

Big deal, lady.

Can’t even deliver mail?!

Pshawwwwwwwwwwwwww….