At the deposition, they’ll show this video segment and say, “see?”

That’s what they’ll say…..”see?”

They’ll say that when they’re trying to prove that I really didn’t get very excited about going out in the rain to deliver…..whatever I have to deliver….to the people on my route.

Who would promote a video like this if they cared deeply about the sanctity of the mail?

Who would find this funny if they were a good mailman?

That’s the fantasy, anyway.

It’s a fantasy to believe that anybody cares about what I do.

I don’t think that I’ll have to face a judge anytime soon.

Ripping up mail on the subway is some kind of fantasy, too.

It’s not mine, though.

And you can tell them I said that….at the deposition.