How about this?

All these dudes dressed in furs….screwing around in the snow.

That’s pretty wild.

And….how the heck did they get film of all this stuff?

I thought it was all supposed to have happened before they were making documentaries…..like, many….many…years ago.

It did have a line in it that I’m sure I’ll be able to use at some point in my future…..”May my childhood necklace keep your breath alive.”

I guess that’s pretty universal though….who hasn’t had an opportunity to say that?

Maybe I have too much time on my hands….sitting in the dark, trying to be quiet so that I don’t wake everybody up, typing “full movie” into the YouTube search bar?

Awwww, what the heck? I don’t have that much time on my hands that I can sit through this movie about these old cavemen guys.

I can’t waste my time like that.

I should spend it more constructively….like watching a good movie early in the morning.

Maybe a classic?

Like “Soul Plane”…. on Netflix?

Holy Smokes, though…that caveman movie has enough good quotes to last a lifetime.

Those Neanderthals really knew how to dish out a one-liner.