If I Didn’t Need the MONAYYYYYYYYYYY…….(Money)

Here’s a firefighter out in California who lives in his truck.

He does it to save money.

Oh, the things that I could do if we didn’t need money!

Why, I could travel….and cook foraged food…and read good books….and live free!

Wait…I could do that now….

I could do all that stuff….in spite of the money.

I could do all that stuff in spite of my vast wealth.

(I could do it if I could get a day off from the Post Office….let’s be realistic about this…)

And, if I had big wings growing out of my back, I could fly around and drop walnuts on people I found to be irritating.

That would be kind of cool…but it would be a pain in the rear to use public restrooms.

I wouldn’t fitĀ in the stall with my big back wings.

There’s problems with everything if you look hard enough.

You either have so much money that you can hire “the guy” (or “lady”) to do most of your things for you….like do your taxes or fix your car or raise your children or….or so little money that you do it all yourself.

Who am I kidding?

You just need to buy a bigger truck.

That’s the solution….buy a bigger truck.

I learn things from these videos.

Buy a bigger truck and a drone…..and you’re set for life.

A bigger truck and a drone.


About Peter Rorvig

I'm a non-practicing artist, a mailman, a husband, a father...not listed in order of importance. I believe that things can always get better....and that things are usually better than we think.

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