Lined Up at the Walmart….

We did some shopping today and passed a line of folks at the Walmart at the back of the parking lot….in the shady part.

I don’t know if this girl camps out at the Walmart.

There’s probably cooler places to park your van.

We have a bunch of tents.

We could take the minivan and set up a tent….in the Walmart parking lot.

How weird would that be?

A bunch of Norwegian gypsy’s ….out in the parking lot….big bonfire….cooking a pig over a spit.

Would we make the news if we cooked a whole pig in the Walmart parking lot?

Would they rescind our camping privileges if we did that?

We’d have to move on if they kicked us out.

But…how many Walmart parking lots are there in the world?

We’d have a lot of places to cook a pig….even if they kicked us out.

Awwwwww…..I don’t really want to cook a pig.

Maybe we could just eat a bunch of Cheetos?

Van Life….modified.

Van Life 3.0

About Peter Rorvig

I'm a non-practicing artist, a mailman, a husband, a father...not listed in order of importance. I believe that things can always get better....and that things are usually better than we think.

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