dust to dust

I got called back to the Post Office today to take a late express package out for delivery.

It was one that came in late….so I didn’t find out about it until I got the call at 12:45.

Express packages have to be delivered by 3:00.

That’s a bugger.

I took it with me on the second half of the route….and by diverting a little on my line of travel, I was able to get it there in time.

It was kind of heavy…..packed in one of our flat rate boxes….insured for $90.00.

I don’t know how they came up with the $90.00 part.

It was only when I was talking to the recipient of the package (about how Netflix wasn’t a good company anymore) that I noticed the sticker on the side of the package that said that it contained cremated remains….ashes.

That’s weird.

I think that it was the first one of those that I’d delivered.

I wonder if I’ll get mailed somewhere….someday?

That’s a cheap way to travel across the country….but I think that I can wait awhile to enjoy that kind of trip.

It’s surprising how much a person can weigh….even if they’re only ashes.

 

 

life on the bus

This guy reminds me of the guy from Napoleon Dynamite.

He should be throwing a football out in a field somewhere.

Traveling around on a bus sometimes sounds like more fun than driving around with a bunch of mail in the Jeep.

Awwwwwww…..who am I kidding?

I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!!

anything is possible….even with KIDS!!! (Why is THAT?)

This is what our life looks like.

No, really….our life looks like this….fashionable.

No, not really.

I was just kidding.

We have our own style.

We tried out the simple life because we wanted to “try tiny”.

Tiny is so fashionable.

Tiny is cute.

I think that when you take it as far in one direction as you can go….when you’re as rich as Midas….it’s fun to reverse direction and try “tiny”.

Awwwww, who am I kidding?

This is kind of cool.

I guess that it’s kind of cool.

This reminds me of the one time I went to Santa Barbara.

I ate at a Japanese restaurant with my friends and these hipsters came in with their child.

I think that the child was about two or so….and probably had a black beret and was dressed all in black.

He was color coördinated with his parents….who were dressed all in black, too.

They were cool.

They looked HIP.

Midway through their meal, he projectile vomited all over the tatami mats.

I remember thinking, “that’s not so cool”.

These people remind me of those people.

I guess that it takes all kinds of people in the world….to make the world go around.

This didn’t teach me anything about traveling with kids.

 

forestyforest on a fatbike

I get such a kick out of these videos.

I drive the mail around….pretty much the same (or at least very similar) day everyday….so I don’t do any bike touring….but….this looks so cool to me.

I wonder if I could do it with the littlest of the little in a bike trailer….and the older of the two little guys hauling his own load with miniature panniers?

This is forestyforest’s latest….as of this writing about 4 hours old!

It’s a cleaned up, re-edited version of an earlier film….

Thanks, forestyforest!

Virgie’s house…what a good church could do….

This is what a church could do.

Watch the beginning of this, where, when he’s asked how much the improved situation would cost, the pastor hesitates for a moment, and then says, “Oh….between 6 and 8 thousand….” …almost shy about saying something like that.

If you could see a need and then fix it…and help the people you’re helping keep up a sense of dignity while you’re improving things for them, that would be a tremendous thing.

That’s a hard thing to do.

When you see reports about how much the government spends on weird stuff…..and then you watch something like this and realize how far a little can go….it makes you sick.

Good people can make a little go a long way.

They just need to keep the government out of it.

Let’s celebrate the quiet, calm….and good people for a change.

 

I don’t understand this language….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkgqgqcKCk

Here’s a Hungarian video.

I googled a couple of the words to figure out that it was Hungarian.

It’s a farming video….so some of it is pretty graphic….but, it’s interesting.

It’s always interesting to see how people live in different parts of the world.

Of course, it’s pretty exotic here….and I’m used to where I live.

I have to stop my car to let the cows get out of the road sometimes…but that’s just when they bust through a fence.

We don’t have many cattle on our roads around here.

I’m glad that some of where I live and work is still somewhat rural.

I need rural.

teach a man (woman) to fish

Yahhhhhhhhhh!

That’s what I’m talking about!

Of course, it takes a lot of work to do something like this.

I’m tired….I don’t want to drive the mail around all day and then grow a big garden and then….go out into the community and talk to people about edible landscaping.

But…..it’s pretty darn cool.

I love it when I see people building community around something that’s so beneficial.

Is this something that could be done anywhere?

I’ll bet that it is.

Hmmmmmm.

 

One

I just finished watching the movie “Arrival”….and it made me think about how much distance we put between each other with all our different languages.

That’s a big thought, huh?

Probably not.

But….it’s a good thought.

What if we were able to speak a language that was common to all of us and we could understand each other completely?

Would we build another Tower of Babel?

Would things work out?

Would we get along?

Probably not.

We can’t get along with all the people who speak English.

Speaking words we can understand doesn’t get us any closer to understanding what hides behind the words.

Nothing brings us closer to “one”.

It’s a thought, though.

Pretty cool movie……

 

I’m not Job

Image result for wagon wheel broke covered wagon

Job was a guy in the Bible who passed the test.

From what I remember, there weren’t a whole lot of times when Satan asked if he could screw around with us, and God said, “Sure. Go for it. He’ll pass…”.

There were always lots of trials, but I don’t remember him asking….Him.

Anyway, Job went through horrible things and came out in the end just as loyal and devoted as when the trials began.

My Mail Jeep had a flat tire yesterday.

Satan didn’t do it, though.

Something rough up on Miller Mountain did it.

And, it wasn’t some sort of weird trial.

It was a flat tire.

And, why should a flat tire be a problem?

I have a jack and a lug wrench and a good spare that hasn’t hit pavement very often (and is probably 16 years old and that came with the car….maybe I should worry?),

I am ready for emergencies like a flat tire.

The problem is that when they did the work on the front end, they used air tools to take off the lug nuts….and all the chrome “coverings” on the nuts broke off.

Jeep puts  the chrome on them  to make the nuts look good….but when they break off, it changes the size of the nut and the lug wrench no longer fits it right. The chrome “shim” is gone….and the wrench is now a little too big for the suddenly smaller nut.

So….if the nuts were put back on with an air wrench and are hard to get off, the best you could do with the factory lug wrench is round the existing nut’s ….what? “nut like properties”?….angles and make it hard to get them off even if you could get ahold of the right tool later.

When I realized that I wasn’t going to be able to get the tire off, I raced to the Triangle Stop a couple of miles up the road to see if I could get some tools and some air.

The chuck on their air hose was broken off when I got there, so I ran over to the diesel garage, and borrowed what tools I could, and when those didn’t work, a guardian angel in the parking lot loaned me a 4-way wrench he had and I got the nuts off.

I don’t know what those nuts were torqued to, but they were hard to get off.

(To set the scene, I should say at this point that it was all taking place at the end of a heavy Monday. and I had  an hour to do fifty minutes of work, so when I ate up 45 minutes of the hour trying to figure out how to do something that should take 5, I didn’t think that I was going to have time to make it back and catch the truck with my outgoing mail. That’s what was making all of this stressful.)

Long story short, I got the tire back on, raced back to the stopping point, started delivering my 50 minutes worth of delivery that I now had 15 minutes to do, and stressed out while I was struggling to “race time”.

Of course, the road crew was blocking me, so when I swung around them on the usually traffic free road, I almost had a head on with a big F250.

Mailboxes were blocked, dogs I’d never seen were trying to bite me…I was noticing a lot of bad things.

I was cussing like a boundary free sailor.

At this point, I realized that I was a long way from being like Job.

A flat tire isn’t a trial….but, if it was, I’d failed miserably at passing the test.

I’m thankful….I was always thankful, even in the midst of the “tire struggle”, but I was CUSSING (big time) and not being very pleasant to be around. Gratefulness is hard to notice if I’m hopping around cussing like that….

It was good that I was by myself….but I guess that the things we do in secret carry some weight, too, so…

Man. I was really cussing.

Holy Smokes.

It didn’t take much for my world to fall apart.

What a weinie.

I made it, though.

This is a weird Valentines Day post.

I know that.

Sorry.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Maybe when you really get down to it, and can see things with the “right eyes”, every day is an opportunity to celebrate the love.

If you come out of a hectic end and are left wondering why you responded to it like you did, maybe it’s just another hard part of the path towards being a “good and faithful servant”?

I don’t know.

I do know that I’m not Job.

I cuss like a sailor.

Sorry, sailors.