more normal than not

Savants are pretty fascinating.

What’s not fascinating about someone with abilities beyond their level of training?

When someone sits down at the piano and seems to pick it up quickly…or paints something beautiful after picking up a brush for the first time…that’s pretty darn interesting to me.

Where’d that come from?  How did that happen?

Now, the people some of us call “idiot savants” are even more fascinating.

How do these people who we are anxious to write off as viable human beings…who we question their ability to contribute anything to “our good society”… surprise us with their talents?

These people were never trained to excel.  They weren’t exposed to opportunity.  They didn’t “catch a break”.

There was something inside of them that wasn’t held back by our preconceptions.  There was something inside of them that wasn’t constrained by our lack of faith.

Maybe it’s the lack of self-consciousness that lets them “get out of their own way”?  Maybe not being really aware of what’s going on around them is a good thing?

I guess we’re all kind of like that, to some degree.

Maybe we’re not easily classified as being “idiots” (someone, somewhere, is thinking, “Man…you a idiot.  YOU IS A IDIOT, BIG TIME.”)…maybe it’s hard to figure out exactly what we are…most of us are pretty good at masking who we really are…but I don’t think any of us lack some hidden ability.

Maybe it’s not something that would really draw attention (in a good way), but I’ve been surprised by people enough that I wonder if we all aren’t “little savants” in some ways.

There is something inside each of us that has the opportunity to shine and sustain…but usually just remains dormant and unexposed.

What do they say about the nail that sticks up? It gets whacked down?

Who would want to risk anything knowing that?

I don’t want to get “whacked down”…I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get whacked down.

Maybe that’s what’s so fascinating about the “idiot savant”… they don’t even seem to know that somebody has a hammer.

What these people carry inside of “themselves” isn’t afraid to come out.  They don’t know that they should be afraid to show what gifts they carry.

Maybe…hey, how about this? OK, maybe…maybe it’s not that they harbor such rare treasure as some sort of compensation for lack of ability in other areas…maybe it’s just that the real gift they have is that they aren’t “aware” to the point where they can let out the gifts that all of us carry?

Maybe the real “savant” part is that they can get out of their own way? Not knowing about limits must be pretty close to being limitless.

They say that a big percentage of atheists come out of the seminary.

That’s pretty sad…well trained atheists who had designs on entering the ministry, but somewhere along the way…after all the study and training….they lost their way.

Chowing down at the “tree of knowledge” and they lost their way.

Who’da thunk it?

I don’t know…sometimes it seems like we can train all the joy out of things.  “Spirit” doesn’t need direction, sometimes.

We can’t outsmart God…and we can’t get smart enough to learn how to get out of our own way.

Those dang “idiot savants” sure do have a leg up on me.

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Jenny and I have a conversation that at this point has turned into sort of a joke.

When we’re watching television, if some place that’s amazing comes on, some place that you wouldn’t think anyone could have possibly gone to, some place so exotic and wonderful and enriching and fantastic, some place that we dream about reaching someday …if some place comes on like that…

Jenny will say, “Have you ever gone there?”

And, especially if it’s someplace out West, I can usually respond, “Sure…when I was little..”

It’s kind of a joke….now I tell her that for most of the interesting places we see.

I’ve never traveled outside of the United States, but it’s funny for me to tell her that I have been to the jungles of Cambodia…or the fjords of Norway…or the Deserts of ….wherever all the deserts are….”when I was little”.

It is “deserts”, right?  That’s where all the sand is…not the thing with the cherry on top.

My parents took us so many places when I was little…so if the place that we’re seeing is in the Western part of the United States, there’s a good chance that I’ve been there…or somewhere close by.

It happens often enough that it really is kind of funny.  How could a little child go so many places?

Surely, the man must be lying.

We traveled a lot when I was young. We were always going from our home in San Jose up to Spokane to see our relatives, going up and down the coast, in to the desert…through Reno and Lake Tahoe, Idaho and Montana…all over the place.

And the thing about it, looking back on it all, is that we really didn’t seem to retrace our steps a lot.

We covered a lot of ground.

The last years of her life…the last 15 or so, really…my mom was a quadriplegic. That sounds like she’d turned into a frog or something.  Maybe a less common but more accurate description would be that she couldn’t walk anymore because of a spinal condition.  Things were harder for her the last 15 years of her life.

There was a lot more to her than just “being a quadriplegic”.

The only reason I mention that is because, even though it was a lot more awkward to do it, we still traveled.

I remember going all over the place with the wheelchair in the back of the little car.  We were still ready for action.

I am very thankful for those memories my parents gave us.

We weren’t poor.

We weren’t rich.

We were somewhere in the middle of the two…probably a little closer to the poor side than the rich side…but never really aware of any lack.  If there ever was a lack for anything, I wasn’t aware of it.

I know where my thriftiness comes from, though.  My parents didn’t spend money if they didn’t have to.

But we were rich in experiences.  That was one thing that my parents weren’t afraid to spend money on.

That’s a great thing for a child to be able to remember… laying in the back of a 1967 Fairlane station wagon, waking up with the lights of a different town shining in the back windows.

That’s one of the best things my parents did for us…give us the experience of travel.

They gave me a chance to say, “Sure….when I was little”…and when I say it, I’m telling the truth.

Now, if I can get a chunk of time away from the Post Office…maybe I can continue the tradition.

So you’ve got your cart piled high with groceries, you’ve cleared the shelves at Wal-Mart, you’re racing to the checkout line because…your EBT card has no limit!

Word is out and the rush is on…bigger than Christmas or Black Friday or any of the other big shopping days…it’s free groceries at the Wal-Mart and you’re gonna git you some.

Wow…what a story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPUfgLqQO0

Apparently what happened was that because of some kind of weird glitch in the processing system, people in Louisiana discovered that their EBT cards were…for a period of a couple of hours…limitless.

So, what are you going to do in a situation like that?  Spend what you know you’ve been allotted and stop there?

Heck, no…you get back out in the store and clear the shelves.

This is your chance!  It’s Christmas in Mardi Gras land and it’s payback time….the guvment owes me, baby!

Shop till you drop.

When they told the Wal-Mart manager what was going on I think that he said to just let them get what they want…there was nothing he could do.

I guess he figured it was the government’s dime…he couldn’t do anything except watch the people buy, buy, buy.

There was this one lady who had a cart full of 700.00 worth of groceries…and after they rang her up, she discovered that she’d missed her window for unlimited EBT and her card only had .49 cents on it.  They said they wouldn’t prosecute as long as she hadn’t taken the groceries.

Here’s the story…

I was telling Jenny it’d kind of be like if the instant teller just kept on spitting out money when all you asked for was a twenty.

What do you do? Keep it?

Well…you shouldn’t.  Not really…it’s not your money.

But if they didn’t want you to have it, they should have fixed the machine, right?

The thing that’s amazing about the Wal-Mart/EBT story is that it sounded like it was a whole bunch of people taking advantage of the system when they could.

It was the “madness of crowds” in action…a continuation of the attitude that “I’m owed”…”I’m entitled”….”I deserve” …taken to a crazy extreme.

It’s only taking advantage of someone else’s mistake, anyway.  What’s the harm in that?

Look at all the abandoned carts when people realized the glitch had been fixed…look at that mess.

People work the system hard…they have all the angles figured out.

Every program that they can sign up for is signed up for…and the folks doing the signing up clue them in to whatever program they might have missed the first time. No stone unturned if it might have some kind of benefit underneath it.

It’s great to have needs met.  There are needs out there.  We need to take care of each other. That’s a given…it’s a no-brainer…take care of the people in need.

I don’t want to feel like we need to take care of people who could take care of themselves, though.

There’s a lot of “able” people caught up in the system.

Look how crafty people must be to figure out en masse that it’s “free lunch” at Wal-Mart…load your carts and get out the door quick before they figure out what happened.

You’d probably be able to save enough stealing all that food to get a better cellphone….so that next time it all goes down like that you can text message your friends to get on up to the Wal-Mart RIGHT NOW!!!…you won’t even have to bust any windows to roll that stuff out the front door.

Wait…the guvment gives you free cellphones now, doesn’t it? You can call your friends using your free government phone to tell them that they can steal from the government if they hurry on down to the Wal-Mart!

What the heck?

I am still a little obsessed with Detroit.

How could something that was so grand and important fall so far?

It’s pretty crazy.

I was going to write about EBT cards this morning after reading a short article on my MSN homepage.  There was a mention of people abandoning carts full of food in a grocery store in Maine because their cards stopped working temporarily.

That article made me think of a time when I was in the old Ingles store on Charlotte St. buying a small bag of rice and some chicken livers to cook for dinner…and the guy in front of me had all these steaks and some other pretty good-looking food…and when he paid he used food stamps.

OK.

I was amazed.  I didn’t have any experience with food stamps.  Those were some nice looking steaks.

How do you do that? How does that work?

I held my little plastic container of chicken livers and my bag of rice in one hand… and my small pile of quarters in the other hand while I watched him climb into a nice BMW and drive away and wondered, again, “how do you do that?”.

I was going to write about how it felt to not have a lot of money…and to be living (kind of intentionally, really) sort of “close to the bone”…and seeing this guy working the system and living “better” than I was (eating steaks, at least…maybe not better).

I was going to write about how that felt to wonder about a system that lets people get a full cart of food.

I don’t know about that.

There’s been periods when I didn’t have any money…but I never really knew poverty.

Playing at being a “starving artist” is different than knowing what poverty is about, I think.

I was going to write about that but I thought it would be a lot more positive to write about these guys who go into some of the parks in Detroit and maintain the grass so kids can use the park again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAhOn6Hw-7Y

That’s more positive than writing about how some people just seem to have a talent for working the system.

(But…in the people “using the systems” defense…the “system” itself seems to be pretty good at keeping people enrolled and signing up “new recruits”.  It seems to be big business to keep the wheels of poverty and dependence on the government greased…got to keep the folks handing stuff out employed, too. I guess. Maybe it’s just another “control thing”…just the Man keeping us down..)

What’s encouraging about this video is that it shows that there’s a lot of different ways to “work the system”.

From everything I read or hear about Detroit, it sounds like the system has pretty much broken down.

Locally, at least, there doesn’t seem to be much of a system left to “work”.

I guess you can still ride the Federal Govt…when it’s working…but Detroit is in bad shape.

So here comes the dudes with their mowers…cleaning things up a little so the wheels can start rolling again.

I love the part of this video where he says something about knowing what he could do to help…he could buy a mower on Craigslist and start cutting grass. That’s so simple.  It isn’t flashy or designed to draw a lot of attention.

It’s not something a politician would do.

When he talks about having fun doing it…just getting together with his friends who enjoy mowing grass and having fun…that’s so freaking great.

Places like Detroit are such a huge canvas for improvement…people deserve something better than what they’re living in when it’s so broken.

People take care of things when they can feel hopeful about the future. From my experience, hopefulness builds on itself, too.  When I’m on a roll and feeling good about my future, I’m a lot more apt to suspect that things might work out…that whatever I try to do might work out.

I’m a lot more apt to just TRY when I think I might be successful.

I don’t know if letting the government take care of our needs allows any hope for the future.

I don’t trust the government to make my future good. I don’t have faith in the government to do that.

It’s naive for me to think that I understand anything about Detroit.  I don’t know that life…it never was my life, so what do I know about it?

I think things are probably only going to get good when we start taking care of each other and push the govt. back a few steps….let the government take care of the government…let us take care of each other.

Again…probably naive.

I love watching these guys jump in with their mowers to do what they can, though.

I wonder sometimes if I’m more of a butterfly chaser than I am a racer.

I remember this one race …I guess it must have been maybe my second year of cross-country.

I ate a big bag of orange slices (the candy, not the healthy fruit) before the race, so my blood sugar was probably a little messed up.

It wasn’t one of my best races.

The end of the race is the part that I really remember, though.

I came around the final turn and there was a little rise in elevation…and then it all flattened out and there was a roped off corridor that we had to run down to finish up.

When I saw that wide, roped off area, I started my kick.

When you’ve kind of dogged it in an ill-timed sugar funk for most of the race, you have some reserves left for a potentially impressive kick.

I started sprinting…and then I saw him.

He was a runner from another school…probably a sprinter who’d been made to run cross-country to get ready for track season.

He was a lot more muscular than a cross country runner should be.

Fast.

Strong.

I blew by him and managed to hold him off…even though, after looking over at me in surprise, he pulled out all the stops and went into his own version of a desperate kick.

I was the WINNER…even though I was far from being the first one to cross the finish line.

Coach Traina, my coach that year, met me at the finish line and said, “What happened out there?  You shouldn’t have that much at the end.”

I could have told him about the orange slices….I could have made up some excuse…but I was still a little proud of myself for saving up for a BIG FINISH like that.

He was probably right.  I shouldn’t have had that much of a kick at the end.  I had a whole race to exhaust all that energy.

What happened?

Looking back, I realize now that it’s probably the same thing that always happens.  I save enough during the “long race” that I might have a chance to do something impressive at the end.

I have big plans for the end…I’m really going to blow it out at the finish line.

I am distracted by the finish line before the starting gun has even been fired.

What hope is there of enjoying the race if I’m only thinking about the roped off corridor?

I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy the “race”…I do.  I love every step of it, every plodding step…I love the missteps and mistakes, the triumphs….I love the journey.

And I still really love the occasional big finish.  I love passing in an ever slower blur.  I like surprising people.

But Coach Traina was right all those years ago.

I don’t want to get down to the end and have any reason to ask myself, ” What happened out there? You shouldn’t have had that much left at the end.”